Spicy AF Keychain Statements
$4.99
Keys? Wallet? Will to socialize? Nope. These spicy sublimated keychains are designed for the chronically exhausted, socially reluctant, and delightfully unfiltered. Printed on sturdy MDF (4cm x 6cm), they’re the perfect pocket-sized attitude adjustment—because sometimes, the world just needs to take a hint.
Description
For those of us living with chronic pain, fatigue, and a deep-rooted desire to stay home, these spicy sublimated keychains say what we’re all thinking—so we don’t have to. Designed by someone who gets it, each keychain features bold, no-nonsense statements with a touch of humor and a whole lot of honesty.
Made from durable MDF with vibrant sublimation printing, these 4cm x 6cm keychains are lightweight but tough—kind of like you on a bad pain day. Clip one to your keys, bag, or mobility aid to let the world know exactly where you stand (probably at home, in pajamas).
🔥 Why You Need One:
✔ Designed for the chronically tired & socially reluctant
✔ Spicy, snarky, and painfully relatable
✔ Durable MDF with bold sublimation printing
✔ The perfect way to warn people before they talk to you
Because let’s be honest—if you wanted to go out and make small talk, you wouldn’t need this keychain.
Additional information
| Dimensions | 4 × 6 × .25 cm |
|---|---|
| Design: | My Ass is Tired, I Read Books, See You Never, There It Goes, Flying Fucks, I Love You, Out My Bum, Keeping My Shit Together, Fuck Off |
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