Cthulhu Plush Keychain
$11.99
Admit it, your keys look lonely and probably deserve an existential crisis. This tiny eldritch horror is here to judge your driving choices while looking suspiciously soft. It is the perfect companion for anyone who finds comfort in the deep, dark void of their handbag.
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Description
The Cutest End of the World
Your keys are currently doing nothing but jingling aimlessly. You can fix that by attaching a lime green harbinger of doom. We crafted this plush keychain because everyone needs a pocket-sized ancient deity to blame their problems on. Therefore, you should probably buy two. In addition, it fits perfectly in your palm when you need to squeeze something that won’t scream back.
Why You Need This Eldritch Friend
Because life is chaotic, you might as well have a mascot for it. We made this Cthulhu from soft, fuzzy fabric that feels much nicer than the crushing weight of reality. It features embroidered details so you do not have to worry about plastic eyes popping off in your pocket. It is handmade in Canada, and each one has just enough personality to suggest it might be plotting something. Stop making excuses and adopt your new overlord today.
Additional information
| Weight | 0.1 kg |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 8.89 × 5.08 × 2.54 cm |
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- Store Name: 42Doors
- Vendor: 42Doors
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